GEN 1

Smokin Chimney
For Behold, What Do I See?
Green Eyed Gremlin
Perched upon Santa’s Sleigh
Stolen from the Pain Fields
Rubbing the Polished Red Nose of his Little Wooden Reindeer
GRANT ME MY WISHES! Screams the Gremlin!
Silence Fills the Air and the Gremlin Enraged Screams Again
GRANT ME MY WISHES NOW!!!
The Little Wooden Reindeer Remains Silent, It’s Gaze Affixed on the Stars Beyond
The Gremlin More Angered Now than Ever, Squeezing and Shaking His Little Wooden IDOL
GRANT ME MY WISHES OR I’LL THROW YOU DOWN THE SMOKIN CHIMNEY!!!
In the Twinkling of an Eye the Reindeer Springs to Life!
“YOUR THREE WISHES ARE IN THE THREE BAGS OF WHICH YOU ARE PEARCHED UPON”
YEAHHHAHHAH!!! Wild Eyed Fool Flings the Wooden Reindeer into the Stars
It’s Nose Flashing in Surprise
And Plunges His Fanged Claws into the Bags below Him
Just as Quickly as They Went In, does he Drag Them Out
Throwing Its Contents Wildly into the Wind
A White Powder Fly’s through the Air
Settling in Over the Gremlin and Santa’s Sleigh…
“AHHHH! THE SNOW…
I JUST LOVE THE SNOW”
And the Gremlin Falls back into his Comfy Bags Sliding off into a Deep Sleep
No Sooner had the Gremlin Gone to sleep that He Awake
Sleigh Plunging out of Control.
The Little Wooden Reindeer, No longer there to Guide It
Green Eyes Wide and Screaming in Horror!
AAAAAAGGAAGAAAAAHHH!!! SMOKIN CHIMNEY!!!
Before Time to Jump, Santa’s Sleigh Slams
Bricks Blasting into the Blue
Sleigh Plunging through One Way and Non-Stop
Force so Great, Tree and Presents Gone
Down into the Fiery Bottomless Pit
Green Eyed Gremlin Close Behind
Claws dug into the Sides of the Molten Chimney
Desperately Trying not to Sink Further
Fangs Slowly Melt Away
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….
And as the Screams Begin to Fade
The Children Awake
Crying to their Father about the Terrible Nightmare They Had Just Witnessed
Gathering Them in His Arms
Wiping the Tears from Their Eyes
Leading them to the Presents He has Prepared
The Father Lets Them Know
“GREEN-EYED GREMLIN IS GONE AND THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR ANYMORE”