Random Acts of Poetry and Other Attempts at Humor
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Tax Me No Questions! Tax me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. To lie to the I. R. of S. isn't wise. They already know what you're lying about. They'll come to your door and they'll find the truth out. Tell them the truth as you sign on the page. It's really not good to tell lies at your age. Now ask your wife if she'll sign the form too. That way you'll have her in prison with you.
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About the Book
Do you need some lumpy, red, all-purpose glue to hold your life together? Do you need a new perspective on filing your income tax return this year? Have you ever wondered if there are aliens from space living at the South Pole? Do you wish people were kinder to each other? Did you know that Betsy Ross had three husbands and five daughters? Do you know what a carbuncle is? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, please, take a few moments to enter a strange world. Let your mind wander through the nooks and crannies of the ridiculous and the sublime. This might be just the escape from your screens that you’ve been waiting for. Consider dropping a copy of this book at your doctor’s or dentist’s waiting room. The folks there need a smile or a good laugh right about now. Do you know someone who has everything already? They don’t have this. Do you have a friend who needs a laugh? This book can only make your friendship stronger.
About the Author
Michael J. Murphy is strange... unless of course you are strange also. In that case you will thoroughly enjoy this collection of poems, short sayings and stories. He has a personal mission to prompt a smile or a laugh from everyone he meets and he is usually successful. If you have already laughed at the title of this book, dig in.